Weekly crooked review: The verification code of your hometown is waving at you. Your willfulness is all because of your aloofness.

Weekly crooked review: The verification code of your hometown is waving at you. Your willfulness is all because of your aloofness.

The lights in the distance are on, and the call of my hometown seems to sweep across my entire cold body and bleak soul in an instant, just like the haze that spreads across the land of my motherland. However, I cannot respond, my eyes are deeply covered. The haze is too deep, the code is too ugly, and it is the season for the China Railway Corporation to act willfully with the breeze from God!

Poor office workers, do you understand the cool aura hidden in the verification code of 12306?

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[12306 verification code is not clear and is criticized]

Introduction: After the peak period of student ticket purchases during the Spring Festival, the office workers are returning home. However, the verification code link of the Ministry of Railways' online ticket booking has been complained by many netizens. The method originally designed to prevent scalpers from buying tickets and provide convenience to the majority of passengers has caused normal ticket purchase users to experience a failure rate of nearly 99%.

Although I have made a difficult decision to stick to my post during the Spring Festival after careful consideration and gave up buying a ticket to go home, my heart is still with you all.

When I first heard my colleagues complain about this, I suddenly felt a sense of loss.

At this moment, the 12306 of China Railway Corporation is so much like first love~

They may be together because of ignorance, but their personalities are not suitable. I want to leave, but I feel deeply bound to her; I want to hug her, but I am deeply hurt by her; I want to learn from the domineering president to make it a done deal, but I find that this little girl throws out this choice:

Love me or not!

From now on, remember to compare your painful experiences to 12306.

This person is so stupid. He shows off his zero IQ every other day and pretends to be very smart.

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***, Xiaobian also asked a question on 12306:

Please select all the editor's selfies in the picture below:

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[Android processor strikes back, Qualcomm 820 debuts]

Introduction: Qualcomm held the first Asian show of the Snapdragon 820 processor today, announcing many new features and technologies of the Snapdragon 820 processor. The Snapdragon 820 includes the X12 LTE wireless modem, Kryo CPU, Hexagon 680 DSP coprocessor, Adreno 530 image processor, and Spectra camera image signal processing unit. The Snapdragon X12 LTE supports up to 600Mbps downlink and 150Mbps uplink transmission rates. It supports 802.11ac and ad standard WIFI, LTE/WIFI integration, smart WIFI calls, and low-power personal hotspots.

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Today's theme is willfulness. Although I cannot personally experience the smooth mechanism and high-end experience brought by 820, I think that since there are heaters in the office and home, that is enough, isn't it?

[Where is the good design? iPhone battery case is criticized as a rip-off]

In order to keep his true love, the aloof boss Cook has really rejected all the brainless fans at all costs. To be honest, I think this battery case can still be saved, as long as the advertising copy idea is changed to:

Take off your coat, one day you will see that I am behind you, giving you the strength from the bottom of my heart.

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【Will you shop again on Double 12 tomorrow】

Tomorrow is 12.12. Comrades, have the hands you chopped off during Singles’ Day grown back? Are you ready to welcome a new round of calls from Boss Ma?

No matter what, I will be at home watching you and Boss Ma miss each other, because I.

I have no money!

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So, everyone must work hard. Don't retreat on the front line, you know.

Don't bow your head, GDP will drop; don't shed tears, capitalism will laugh.

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If you chop off a pair of hands, thousands more pairs of hands will grow back to add strength to socialist construction.

You can do it!

Above~~

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