Different ways to deal with girls acting like a spoiled child

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• Qt

 public   void Hyper::Girl Acting Coquettishly()
 {
 this .coax((Yp)QObject::sender());
 }
 QObject::connect(yp, SIGNAL(骚娇()),hyper,SLOT(妹子撒娇());

• C#

 yp.act coquettishly += delegate { hyper.coax(yp);};

• Java

 hyper.getAgileManager().register( new AgileHandler(){
 @Override  
 public   void onSajiao(SajiaoEvent event){
 try {
 if (event.source != yp) throw   new   
 Wrong妹子Exception();
 hyper.coax(event.source);
 } catch (Wrong妹子Exception e) {
 try {
 hyper.keepCalm();
        } catch (CantKeepCalmException e)
 {
 hyper.call(yp);
 }
 }
 }
 });

• html

 < script   type = "text/javascript" >  
 function ask for comfort (girl, man)
 {
        var yp = document .getElementById(girl)
        var hyper = document .getElementById(汉子)
 hyper.coax(yp);
 }
 </ script >  
 <​   id = "yp"   type = "girl" on act coquettishly = "ask for comfort ('yp','hyper')" />  
 <​   id = "hyper"   type = "Man" />  

• jQuery

 $( '#yp' ).act coquettish(function(){
 $( '#hyper' ).coax($( '#yp' ));
 });

• Lua

 WithHyper = {
 __Sajiao = function()
 hyper.coax(self)
 end,
 } 
 
 setmetatable(yp, WithHyper)

• C/C++

 void (*Man::on act like a spoiled child)(act like a spoiled childSource*); 
 
 yp->on act like a spoiled child = &(Hyper::coax); 
 
 yp->on act like a spoiled child (yp);

Actually I don't know C++
In fact, I don't need to think about how to coax my sister when she acts like a spoiled child.

The code of *** is nothing more than

 /me smile
 /me hug yp
 > /////<